Recalcitrant Little Poppinjay

ayellowbirds:

ocelots are so fucking adorable.

LOOK AT ITS CUTE LITTLE FACE :D

Original | gasaii

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“Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual enough aren’t taken seriously. Women who are conventionally attractive get valued solely for their sexual appeal; women who aren’t conventionally attractive get dismissed for their lack of it. Women who are conventionally attractive are assumed to be dumb bimbos; women who aren’t conventionally attractive are assumed to be either bitter or desperate. Women who are conventionally attractive get trivialized; women who aren’t conventionally attractive get treated with pity and contempt. We can’t win.”

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If you’re pretty, you’re an object. If you’re ugly, you’re a worthless object.

We really really really can’t win.

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saltyseabutts:

chantillyxlacey:

sarimatigelaar:

wrightgotwronged:

cakeybots:

Booker becomes a prostitute. Hooker DeWitt.

Booker becomes a pool player. Snooker DeWitt.

Booker has had enough of this. Booker DeQuitt.

Booker becomes a librarian. Bookkeeper DeWitt

Booker becomes a great comedian. Booker DeWitty Joker.

Source: cakeybots

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Source: memecollection

Plot twist: Mitt Romney buys Tumblr.

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shinjij:

MY DASH JUST FUCKED UP AND ??????

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if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

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“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.”

— Dita von Teese (via niselle)

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superkianagalaxy:

glitterclash:

seethroughgrayeyes:

I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Spongebob Squarepants

#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town

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Source: queertoddler

victyrion:

30down30more:

lasv-egan:

Educate yoself

Oh good thanks body we already bleed out of our vaginas once a month but yeah let’s cut men a break

thanks a heap, biology

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Source: healthier-habits

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

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