partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

A royal boy wants to buy a sword

outofcontextdnd:

DM: Does anyone speak Infernal?
Our Human wizard: Oh, I do.
The sword: GIVE ME THE BOY.
Our human wizard: I recommend that sword.

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

jainz:

Woman speaks out against misogynistic abuse and is met with misogynistic abuse from men who believe misogynistic abuse doesn’t exist and that she should stop making them look bad.

kosherqueer:

hey here’s a cool meme: don’t make fun of women’s appearances. the fuck

ultratangerine:

Women Warriors series by maxre

A women only archery competition in North Japan.

h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

“guess what”

“what”

“no you have to guess”

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breastforce:

the origin of Ouija boards is funny if you think about it, like they’re part of another country’s (China) ancient history that was practiced until one emperor decided, “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old businessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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werewhisky:

werewhisky:

COMING UP: THE BEST LINE IN THE ENTIRE KINGDOM HEARTS SERIES

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megthemaggot:

neilcicierega:

1. Open Calculator

2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search

4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated

5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone

6. Reblog and add the image

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is that eminem? that’s eminem

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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afro-dominicano:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Whites riot over pumpkins in NH and Twitter turns it into epic lesson about Ferguson, aka The Best of #PumpkinFest, PT 1. #staywoke

in this week’s episode of shit black folks would get murdered or jailed with no trial for